Feb
Why I Love MOM
Sometimes being a Mother is a thankless job – Give thanks for your Angel mother and all she does for you!
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Heck Out Of It.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a [...]
May
When Pigs Fly
It was once said that a Black President would be elected when Pigs Fly.
And 100 days into the presidency – Swine Flu.
American Economy – Got You Down?
Mar
Prayer for Women – Funny
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you’ve [...]